Newbie's Perspective on Life

 
Disneyland's Matterhorn roller coaster has a 35 inch height limit. Newbie just makes it (but isn't tall enough to go on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at 40").

I haven't ridden Matterhorn in years. So we rode it together. He screamed the whole way down.

At the end, he just yells out,

"I want to go again!"


posted by newbtewb at 8:09 PM

 
Another sighting of the elusive flying cat.

"That cloud looks like a cat flying! His arms are out."




posted by newbtewb at 1:05 AM

 
I am constantly surprised not only at what catches his eye, but what he says about it, and how he describes it...

"Look! That tiny plane in the sky looks like a comet!"


posted by newbtewb at 1:02 AM

 
Good advice:

"Hey everybody, look up at the sky!"

posted by newbtewb at 12:51 AM

 
While washing some clothes, Newbie noticed that some clothes don't go into the dryer. You know, some clothes don't go into the dryer because they might shrink. So Newbie asked,

"Can they go in the wetter?!"

posted by newbtewb at 12:48 AM

 
Newbie's favorite sticker catalog. There must be 50 alphabets in there. How many times can you say,

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z now I know my ABCs next time won't you sign with meeeeEEEE!"



posted by newbtewb at 5:46 AM

 
Remember when pushing the buttons on your coke was the most important part of lunch?

"I squish these bumpy things cuz I like em like that."



posted by newbtewb at 6:17 PM

 
In the morning...
"What did you dream about?"
"I flying"
"Were you flying by yourself like superman, or did you have a vehicle?"
"I flying in a car.... And it a Volkswagen with no top! And it orange.... Someday for I older I drive that car."

Choose your sleeping partner carefully.

posted by newbtewb at 8:07 PM

 
Monday's are always hard. But long farewalls are the best,
"Bye, honey!"
"Bye bye!"
"So long!"
"See you later!"
"Drive careful!"


posted by newbtewb at 7:53 AM

 
I started this because Kitty Bukkake urged me to. And one does one's best to satisfy Kitty.

Basically, I think it would be cool to tell the world the insights from a 2 year old's point of view. And blogger is the perfect conduit for this newbie. So here goes...

from the past:
When we left my sister's house, we left the happy meal in her fridge. This prompted a massive outburst until this realization,
"I will be sad for I don't have my Happy Meal."

While snuggling before bedtime, we were talking about the day. He bonked his best friend earlier that day. I asked him why,
"It's bad to hit. But I like it."

posted by newbtewb at 5:57 AM