| Case number: | 77BQX8 |
| Location: | 2.5 Mi. West of intersection Hw 54 and Old Mill Road. AKA "Vigilante's Paradise" |
| Subject: | Deceased White Male, ~30yo |
| Officer: | Deputy Carson, Roswell County |
| Background: | Roswell sherrif dept. called due to sounds of gunfire near 54 and Old Mill. Residents complaints of load explosions and smoke in the distance. |
| Evidence: | Body found near completely destroyed Phaedra Clydesdale. Vehicle has numerous holes from explosives, probably mortar(s). Body nearly unrecognizable due to dozens of contusions. One set of footprints leading to/from body, apparently from platform shoes (refer to lead section below). Letter found on top of body addressed to 'Toecheese'. Large 'CANCEL' stamped across letter with affixed sticker which reads 'No forwarding address'. |
| Leads: | Forensics determined that footprints near scene were from size 9 "booty-bumper fish-thumper" platform soles. Shoes obviously damaged as dead goldfish found in drying puddle. (this brand of shoe has glass compartment in heels where fish- typically goldfish- are kept). One of the trademarks of the infamous 'R66' gang. |
Additional evidence: Logbook (bloodstained), apparently from deceased.
April 9th, 1977
Yeehaw! It looks like there's gonna be a big rumble today. The clyde is gassed up, the armor bolted on, the WP and HE primed and READY TO GO BABY! It looks like Mailmain brought some POS pickup. Typical, bringing a pocketknife to a gunfight. I see a couple of morts on that scrapheap, but from here I see that he doesn't have structo bumps, or even cupholders. I'll teach him!
Officer personal input (not for official use):
Those damn vigilantes are at it again. Usually when we get the call out to VP, we chase off the punks in their little dune buggies and such and they head for the hills. The locals keep complaining about punks with cars and illegal weapons cruising the back roads at night. You think they'd know better than to play their little games. This time, they went too far. The road to 'vigilante's paradise' should be closed. 'paradise indeed'. This scumbag finally met his match. Good riddance.